A competition!
I recently managed to win myself a signed copy of “Lost Vegas: The Redneck Riviera, Existentialist Conversations with Strippers, and the World Series of Poker” by Paul ‘Dr. Pauly’ McGuire courtesy of a party poker facebook competition which was full of spastics. Anyway, since I bought the book 3 days ago for a hefty 18 quid, i’ve decided to give away the unsigned copy like the nice fellow I am. It’s barely been touched, I took it out of its package and it has set on my bedroom dresser since. So you won’t find any stray tea stains in there.
So if you’d like to enter, the haiku that makes me laugh the most regarding the state of PartyPoker (software, games, promotions etc). Leave your email address or you will be DISQUALIFIED. I’ll leave it running from now until the time when the new copy of the book arrives. You can enter as many times as you want! [1]
[1] ramp up those comments hopefully
Rupert Elder
29 Jul 2010 17:23
| 
Comments (15)
| 
Report a problem
Loading…
15 comments by 1 or more people
[Skip to the latest comment]jd
poor coder dikshit
jumped ship from party in jan
billionaire tho
29 Jul 2010, 17:27
Sue
Slightly off topic but it’s noticable how self deprecating humour is generally more acceptable than the other sort. Like “Four Poofs and a Piano” for instance. I use that as an example as a group of us are planning a trip to the Royal Albert Hall and they are one of the options (though I’m pretty sure no-one will want to plump for it.
29 Jul 2010, 22:59
G
software is awful
fishes frequent short tables
but always have points
30 Jul 2010, 00:46
G
ten cards to reveal
some hope of getting unstuck
no just some freerolls
30 Jul 2010, 00:51
jd
no party points store
just money for your grinding
where’s the velour tho?
30 Jul 2010, 00:51
Thomas
card rush, instant win
to hell with the regulars
our stock is sky high
30 Jul 2010, 03:15
Keys
Leave your dosh with us
We’ll look after it for you
That’s six dollars please
30 Jul 2010, 14:01
Jay
Is this a turbo?
Seems so. Push, fold, cash. Now we
Open the blackjack.
31 Jul 2010, 12:21
Kim
Hi,
I work for a student website Unitown, and we are looking for UK uni students who would be interested in contributing. We are looking for students to write reviews on games, books, films, music etc. Which we will then publish on our site.
If you’re interested in finding out more, or if any of your friends would be interested, please get in touch with me at ktowler@freemaxmedia.com. I’ll look forward to hearing from you!
02 Aug 2010, 14:23
Rupert Elder
That’s an awfully long haiku, Kim
02 Aug 2010, 15:25
Ledders
Party Poker tourn
Three hundred k guarantee
Wazz got second place
Merger with betwin
New online gaming giant
Good game my rakeback
U I G E A
Fuck my neteller don’t work
Dikshit in the shit
02 Aug 2010, 20:59
Imodium
imodium
I work for a student website Unitown, and we are looking for UK uni students who would be interested in contributing. We are looking for students to write reviews on games, books, films, music etc. Which we will then publish on our site.
If you’re interested in finding out more, or if any of your friends would be interested, please get in touch with me at ktowler@freemaxmedia.com. I’ll look forward to hearing from you!
08 Aug 2010, 21:58
Rupert Elder
imodium! You have the same email as Kim!!
08 Aug 2010, 22:03
Expert Savings Advice
I am very pleased with the thought and don’t feel like adding anything in it. It a perfect answer.
______________________________________________________________________
Expert Savings Advice
14 Aug 2010, 09:02
ali0482
“Four Poofs and a Piano”
25 Aug 2010, 10:03
Add a comment