November 03, 2005

Criminently

Writing about web page http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070608/

i'm off visiting
the sheriff of nottingham
to steal amusement

My Mental Weaponry: Do you know prating mantis?

Wait a minute. Is the safety on Old Betsy?

I shall return criminently


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  1. Best Robin Hood quote
    on IMDb dot com
    No, straight. Just Merry.

    03 Nov 2005, 22:55

  2. Talking of Mel – Blazing Saddles:

    throw out your hands
    stick out your tush
    hands on your hips
    give 'em a push
    you'll be surprised
    you're doing the French mistake
    Voila!

    04 Nov 2005, 01:14

  3. Mel Brookes aside, sucker;
    I'll come back from Nottingham
    With a free tabard.

    04 Nov 2005, 01:29

  4. No! I was foiled
    By "aside": rogue syllables!
    O – I am undone.

    04 Nov 2005, 01:31

  5. Mel: "tabard schmabard"
    Marx: "selling out to the man's
    tax-bought livery

    04 Nov 2005, 10:18

  6. rob c

    has warwick gone mad?

    04 Nov 2005, 18:16

  7. Sarah

    looks like!

    04 Nov 2005, 20:16

  8. Ed

    Sarah and Robert
    Rampant poetic fervour
    Has struck Oli down

    05 Nov 2005, 12:31

  9. Ed

    And as I posted on Nick's website earlier:-

    This haiku nonsense
    Has become an obsession
    Please desist forthwith

    06 Nov 2005, 12:15

  10. you don't understand
    the simultaneous ease
    and depth of haikus

    Just embrace the haiku-fever my children.. Fighting it will only lead to repression and Freudianism (e.g. Ed on Nick's website earlier).

    06 Nov 2005, 17:55

  11. Nick B

    whether lame or not
    there be a scene to be seen
    and i shall be thar

    06 Nov 2005, 20:28

  12. Ed

    Meter repression
    Non-poetic castration
    Utter depression

    06 Nov 2005, 20:51

  13. Nick B

    Rather not think of
    Non-poetic castration
    It may hurt a bit

    06 Nov 2005, 21:32

  14. apologies for
    any strife: i point no more
    freudian fingers

    06 Nov 2005, 21:51

  15. rc

    several words do
    as many cooks with bad stew
    not make good haikus

    freud was a real cook
    fed before television
    recursing curzon

    this is a no thing
    hear to exhibition
    one minute warning

    07 Nov 2005, 17:34

  16. your triple salvo
    has left me reeling: you were
    born to the craft, lad

    castrated poets
    Freud surely would mourn John Fowles:
    magus of desire

    08 Nov 2005, 11:45


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