February 08, 2005

Inspired by Luke Blackwell's Fantastic Gary Doherty Song…

To the tune of "My old mans a dustman..."

O his Name is Bryan Robson,
and he's taken the Baggies down,
he thinks that he can manage,
but we'd do better with a clown.

He was a world class player,
of Man United fame,
but his failure at Bradford,
shud see him banned from the game.

Like David Platt at Forest,
He went back and he failed!
The day he got the West Brom job,
was the day we got derailed!

When he first took over results were bad,
but the team was fucking shite!
lost his first 3 games in charge,
…no points for a fortnight!

He sed the players were not his choice,
But noone seemed to care.
His stupid subs and tactics,
left fans tearing out their hair!

Oh he finally got his first player
Kev Campbell in Janu'ry,
and then a favour from Sir Alex,
and a youngster from Burnley!

Performances improved a lot,
but results, they stayed the same,
we probably would have had more points
if they were 80 minute games!!!

Fulham, Norwich, Pompey…
nil points instead of 3,
We could have been mid table
but were five points from safety!

Now with relegation looming
We regret the choice Peace made
If only Hoddle had got the job
In the Premier we could have stayed!


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  1. That is quality. I now have half the stats computer room looking at me and wondering why I'm laughing out loud.

    08 Feb 2005, 15:48


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