The Learning grid
The learning grid is an odd place.
It might or might not be on central campus.
There are stand up internet terminals and invisible Nazis who move things after 30 mins
You are allowed hot drinks near the computers but not hot food.
There are always new friends in here even at 6am. Friends like mr pen and mr desk
It is friendly and warm the sort of place to find bunnies and paedophiles
Pictures on the walls are made of living electronic plastic and light up
Someone is asleep. He is wearing a nasty looking jersy
None of the mice work. Theyv'e all been used by sociologists. And Baal
I want food. Food wants me. We will get married
There are tables on wheels that look like minature alien robots
Ross Kemp designed the learning grid but threw it away for being too wussy. He designed it whilst he was ill and off form
The learning grid made me become 178.2% more effective and i wrote 2253 words that i didnt need to.
I need to go now as the chicken is coming to get me