Warwick students turns into Daily Mail

Boffins nationwide are still trying to explain the mysterious case of Warwick student Hugo Bell-End. Until last Sunday Hugo was a normal Warwick student quietly making his way through a BSc in Maths. However for nearly a week now Hugo has been unable to voice any opinions other than those printable in the Daily Mail. A close friend admitted "it's very embarassing. Most of his right wing tirades usually take place on public transport." I myself experienced at first hand one of Hugo's diatribes. "I would never go to One World Week," he shouted, "what would I do except go around telling everyone how Britain had conquered or owned their country at some point."

Experts say they don't hold much hope of finding a cure for this terrible disease believed to be richdadandhouseinthehomecountiesitis and say Hugo will have to be isolated. One boffin added "Hugo is already in the isolated bubble of Warwick university and as long as he stays there we won't have to put him down.

: 27 Jan 2005 15:46 |  Comments (2) |  Report a problem