All entries for Monday 30 May 2005

The Male Code: Wind In Toilets

I have now accepted that there are certain rules of public decency that have to be adhered to. I try to power through as many of them as possible, on the grounds that they're stupid, but among the lucky ones that I do try to adopt, I have included the caveat that apparently I should not be breaking wind in public. (From either end, before anyone asks.)

However, I was in a male toilet recently, and I did dare to openly expel gas with very little effort to cover it up, and was rewarded with a frosty stare from a fellow urinal user. If I can't break wind in a men's toilet, whilst actively urinating, where exactly can I do it? I ask you.

(This has been another tasteful and highbrow instalment.)

: 30 May 2005 00:19 |  Tags: The Male Code |  Comments (3) |  Close comments |  Report a problem