Monkey men run UK Phone network
Follow-up to Giving 3 mobile the 2–fingers from nathanielho.com :: blog
… result? no service for 47 days! Now That's Customer Satisfaction!
Hey don't call 0870 numbers, especially if its to the mongs at 3-mobile. Call the customer services on 0800 358 6795. And make them pay.
Rachel suggested that I should threaten to call them on their 0800 number for every second I'm disconnected. So that's
47 days = 1128 hrs = 67,680mins
even at a lowly cost of 2p/min
that's a phone bill of 67,680×2p = £1353
(thanks Chris S for spotting the mistake)
Hmmm also sent a complaint letter to their Hutchison 3 UK HQ in Maidenhead and a few phone calls. Turns out they're going to send me a new SIM card. Yippe doo wee. All is great. You can just see flowers sprouting out from behind my desk and singing birds are perched on my shelf.
Except being the mongs they are, they sent it back home without telling me.
Now to decide the fate of the last SIM card they sent me. Death by 10KV or microwave? What do you think?
mwahahahahhahaha
Stay tuned to find out what happens to the criminal SIM 8944xxxxxxxxxx7444
Nathaniel Ho
18 Jan 2006 17:08
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Christopher Sigournay
Ummm I hate to piss on your fire here but why have you multiplied a time in seconds by a price in pence per minute?
18 Jan 2006, 17:54
Nathaniel Ho
lol yeah erm….
brb
18 Jan 2006, 18:24
Nathaniel Ho
Right corrected.
We're in Stage 1: the SIM card (Property of Hutchison 3 UK Ltd)
is now in my freezer.
When it has reached the suitable temperature of -22degC. We will throw it into boiling water.
And then into a bucket of ice.
And then see if it works.
18 Jan 2006, 18:30
Robert Southgate
Now what did 0870 numbers ever do to you eh??
18 Jan 2006, 18:42
Moo the Moo Foo
Hmm microwave or 10KV….
Can I phone a friend?
19 Jan 2006, 19:21
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