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Is the Earth's Oxygen Supply Running Short?

I got this in an email the other day. I'm not sure if this is a fake or not so I'd better send it on and spam my friends just in case!

Hey it is Bill and Bob the directors of Hot-Air, sorry for the interruption but the Earth’s oxygen supply is closing down. This is because too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the air (eg. doing lots of exercise and breathing more); we only have 578 molecules left. If you would like to disconnect your lungs do not send this message on. If you would like to keep breathing, then piss off all your friends by sending it to everyone on your contacts list. This is no joke; we will be shutting down the supplies. Send it on, thanks.

If you don’t send this message then you will no longer be able to breathe, or it will cost you £10.00 a month to do so.

Now you know what to do. Please don’t just forward this or reply. Copy it in to a new email to avoid having loads of arrows in the text. Because that would be annoying.

: 13 Apr 2006 15:57 |  Comments (8) |  Close comments |  Report a problem