All entries for Monday 24 January 2005

Women Vs Men

For Zou Peng:

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife
to wake him at 5am for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and/ //LOSE/), he
wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5am.' He left it where
he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9am and he
had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5am..Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
draft before the masterpiece.

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