May 20, 2005

Beware of the Free Careers Hub Pencils ! ! !

( They are in a pot in Learning Grid at Careers Service)

No wonder they don't bloody work: they are made from a recycled plastic cup!!!

Serves me right for stealing I guess :p

Maybe when everyone throws them away they will be turned back into usefull paper cups again…..


May 16, 2005

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3rd Historic Term :D:D:D:D:D

Stick it up your arses you Tory Toffs & Middle Class Liberal Sellouts:

You can all kiss my big, round candy ass :p

It is what Britain deserves and we'd expect nothing less for our great country.

Keep the Red Flag flying Comrades~


April 12, 2005

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Writing about web page aa


April 11, 2005

你好!

你好!

我叫马特

你好吗?


April 06, 2005

Election Predictions!!!

So, the elections been called, here's my predictions:-

Labour 360
The Cons 195
Liberals 67
Other 27
(Total 649)

Labour Majority: 71

What do people think?


April 05, 2005

05.05.2005 The date Labour will win the next election :D

Writing about web page http://www.dcu.ie/~comms/songs/rf-t-jk1.mp2

All together now:-

The people's flag is deepest red

It shrouded oft our martyred dead

And 'ere their limbs grew stiff and cold

Their hearts' blood dyed its every fold.

So raise the scarlet standard high

Beneath its shade we'll live or die

Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer

We'll keep the red flag flying here.

It waved above our infant might

When all ahead seemed dark as night

It witnessed many a deed and vow

We must not change its colour now.

So raise the scarlet standard high

Beneath its shade we'll live or die

Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer

We'll keep the red flag flying here.

It well recalls the triumphs past

It gives the hope of peace at last

The banner bright, the symbol plain

Of human right and human gain.

So raise the scarlet standard high

Beneath its shade we'll live or die

Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer

We'll keep the red flag flying here.

With heads uncovered swear we all

To bear it onward till we fall

Come dungeon dark or gallows grim

This song shall be our parting hymn.

So raise the scarlet standard high

Beneath its shade we'll live or die

Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer

We'll keep the red flag flying here.

Viva la socialism~


April 03, 2005

The Pope: hurry up and die?

It is sad to see a fellow human die always.

However whats the whole worlds facination with one old man?

He was an anti-women christian biggot. He did so much harm to the world by opposing condoms: and thus helping to condon millions of people to AIDS and death. The church is a load of rubbish and it's high time that people realised it. Of course he was an old man which people would rather remember as a great hero.

I'd rather see the old antiquated and in-humane views of the church lead by this man die with him~


Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course untrimmed.

But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st,

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

It's so common, but just so beautifull~


January 24, 2005

Women Vs Men

For Zou Peng:

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife
to wake him at 5am for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and/ //LOSE/), he
wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5am.' He left it where
he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9am and he
had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5am..Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
draft before the masterpiece.


January 23, 2005

Blogging — well at least it's more fun than doing work

Whenever I go to do work I do it in these two stages:

  1. Sort some things out
  2. get on with work

However, 1 includes:-

a—Check emails
b—Chat to people on MSN
c—Eat
d—Tidy Room
e—Phone a friend
f—Entry in Blog
g—Listen to Music
h—Watch a Movie
i—Play a game
j—GoTo a

:S


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