Ridiculous questions…you decide
Ok so according to the majority of people you have been on the receiving end of my endless questions about things that puzzle me in life, I am in fact a complete ditz…however, I think most of my questions are reasonable and I am merely curious! So from now on I am going to post my questions here so I can gain some useful answers, lead a fulfilled life and find out if I am in fact supposed to be blonde…
- Why is it that grass smells when its been cut but doesnt smell the rest of the time?
- Am I right in thinking that Jade Goody referred to East Anglia as East Angular or have I made that phrase up myself?
- Why is it that when spaceships take off to go the moon the people inside are facing upwards towards the moon, but when they land they arent facing downwards and the spaceship doesnt land nose first…(I understand this one may be confusing without the use of my fantastic diagrams)
- At a crime scene, police and forensics take hairs etc to be tested for DNA so does that mean that they hold everybodys DNA…if not, surely this is only useful if the person that has committed a crime has committed a crime before?
- How the hell do the letters from my texts go half way across the world to somebody elses phone almost immediately? (This one also provokes similar questions including…how can I talk to someone halfway across the world, how do emails work and all that kinda stuff – I find it totally confusing)
- Whats the difference between transvestites and transsexuals? (solved, I think, by Siobhan last night)
Thats all I can think of so far…will keep you posted!
Thought of another one
Not so much a question but a silly comment…
- '666…turn it round, you get 999…ooooooooooh'

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Andrew Ingram
Guesses:
– The grass that is most visible most of the time will lose it's scent gradually over time, cutting the grass exposes parts that have yet to lose any scent so there is a brief few hours where there is a sudden burst of smell. Take a piece of fruit, it smells like fruit, cut into it and the smell becomes stronger.
– Nobody knows
– The lunar module is a different part of the spacecraft :p
– They test their suspects' DNA with that found at the crime scene
– Magic
– Transvestites wear clothes of the opposite sex, Transsexuals have actually changed sex.
All of the above may be wrong :p
17 Feb 2005, 17:43
See, maybe next time you'll believe me about transexuals and transvestites, and I won't have to go and google it! Why is it that nobody EVER believes me when I try and explain stuff…im not entirely stupid…I do biology remember!!! lol
Blondes rule…brunettes drule!
17 Feb 2005, 19:20
Laura I love your blog, it's the best one ever!!!
19 Feb 2005, 02:30
Matt
What is the biggest animal you can kill with your bare hands? Rules:
The animal is in its natural environment.
The animal is angry.
19 Jan 2007, 23:51
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