All entries for Wednesday 30 March 2005

More Ridiculous Ideas???

Follow-up to Ridiculous questions…you decide from Laura's Blog...

Ok so its been a while since my last ridiculous comments entry…heres a few more ideas ive been pondering recently

• So people who live in London are called Londoners and people who live in Germany are called Germans and so on…does that make people who live in Rome Romans???


• How do flies land on ceilings…i can honestly say ive never seen a fly turn around and land on a ceiling, and how do they stay there without falling off?


• Where are all the baby pigeons?...just a thought cos there are so many pigeons but ive never seen a baby one

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Comments for your amusement (or mine really, i enjoy laughing at myself sometimes…good for the mind, or so they tell me)

Kali: 'What volume is that?' (pointing to the stupidly loud CD player)
Laura: (looking at her friend the vodka bottle, obviously with one thing on her mind replies…) '40%'

Siobhan: 'Laura, can you do that thing with your tongue where it rolls up?'
Laura: 'yeah sure'...sticks tongue out flat…'oh no hold on, thats not right'

Tim: 'brainteaser for you…there were these 4 men in a balloon…'
Laura: 'did this really happen?!'

Laura to Matt: ' wheres the sun bed?'
Matt points at the door
Laura: 'but that says solarium…ohhhhh'

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I should write these down more often cos im sure there have been plenty more recently, im planning on starting a collection and then publishing them all in a book, aptly named…how come?

PS: I found out today where I get all this craziness from…on the way home from shopping, my mum turns to me and says 'Do you ever get the urge to read road signs backwards sometimes cos I do…and then I have to say them out loud, just to make sure they sound like I think they do in my head…' Hmmm, thing is, i cant get the idea out of my head now…its an addictive strange thing to do

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