February 16, 2009


Onward, Oetker’s soldiers, marching as to war,
with the mousse of chocolate going on before.
Wholegrain Peach Biopots lead against the foe;
forward into battle see their banners go!
Onward, Oetker’s soldiers, marching as to war,
with the mousse of chocolate going on before.

I should point out that the makers of Onken didn’t ask me to write that, nor did they pay me to. Mind you, even if they did ask me to destroy a 19th century English hymn using their brands, I bet they still wouldn’t pay me for that rubbish. Still, those who matter know etc etc.

- 3 comments by 1 or more people Not publicly viewable

  1. Nevr mind… :)

    18 Feb 2009, 09:38

  2. Jennysis

    It feels good to know that I matter. x) squees xx

    19 Feb 2009, 12:29

  3. Michael

    It has got a damn good tune. And it would infuriate the religious. And it’s quite a nice product. I rather like it, all in all.

    22 Feb 2009, 20:07

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