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October 29, 2005

Its a wonderful life, the 7 wonders of life in Hobbiton (minus Elijah Wood he's moved to Sin City)

Hello people of Warwick University or elsewhere,

Tonigggggghhhhhhhht toniggggggghhhhhht wont be just any night, when all the leaves are brown and the sky is grey, and weird men in a white van are outside ur dooooooor….

1.Men-who arent wankers, mutilated, or a lazy git.

2.Drink-coffee, tea, alcohol like half a cider, orange reef, double vodka and coke, double malibu and coke, and Lambrini…

3.Smoke-like a chimney and kill yourself for pleasure (we would like to add we do not endorse any type of inhalation, by non-smokers)

4.Drugs-take a trip once in your life (drugs can potentially ruin your life please be careful)

5.Petrol-go and have a sniff does it smell like smokey bacon Walkers crisps. Must be Esso.

6.Friends-always rely on those you can trust (dont shop your mates to the police)

7.Sin City-see it and you will feel like a good member of society (please be aware this film contains no violence what so ever, rated U)

Dont write or be philosophical about the wonders of life when you do not know yourself…..especially after being chatted up by a fresher.

What we do in life echoes in eternity…my name is maximus, decimus, Laurenus, Amyus, Emmus, student of the realm in Tile Hill, girls to a small bin, and a dirty kitchen…..

Try living in a bin its GRRRRRRRRRREAT!

PS I would like to take this opportunity to thank my two fabulous housemates love, hugs, kisses, and sycophantic bullshit…....

Rock and Roll Saves lives


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