I can't believe he unleashed this on the world…

Writing about The dullest blog in the world from Northerner-in-Exile

I just read the 'Dullest Blog in the World,' and frankly I'm stunned. Twenty seconds was enough to make me want to claw my eyes out. The concentration of banality was enough to distort reality itself; I literally feel dead inside.

So why the hell does that… aberration get nineteen pages of comments? Does anyone understand? The blog is a travesty. Its continued existence is an indictment against the servers which store it, the people who popularise it, the writer who produces it and the blogging community as a whole. It's disgusting. I want to die. Give me the right to die.

I shall now leave to vomit in my bin. Next, I shall use my mouse to move the cursor on my screen to… OH MY GOSH I'M DOING IT NOW! I'm infected! Unclean! Unclean!

[dives out of a window]

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[pulls his broken body upstairs to press the 'Publish' button]

: 29 Jan 2005 21:03 |  Comments (2) |  Report a problem