December 15, 2005

My Turkish stalker misses me, ahhh….poor derranged freak!

…Despite NO correspondence from me, he misses me! Isn't that nice, and wierd – nothing surprises me with this guy, but at least this email entitled " IM SORRY" made half an ounce of sense!

"I SLEPT YESTERDAY, BEAUCE I WORKED HARD NIGHT ! WITH YOU, CORRESPOND, WIDTHNESS, BIG, PASSION…. IS MAKING HAPPY ME, I MISS YOU! THE WINTER CAME ANY MORE HERE, RAINY, ROMANTIC WEATHER"

Personally I don't find rain romantic, most of the time it just pisses me right off!

At this point I was thinking, maybe he's just a hopless romantic stuck in the body of a blithering idiot, but then he also sent me this today

WTF?!!!! Can anyone read Turkish, id be quite interested to know what this means??!!!!

AND THE FUCKER SPELLED MY NAME WRONG AGAIN!!


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  1. This guy is so freaking weird!!!!

    15 Dec 2005, 22:19

  2. Andrew Ingram

    very weird.

    but, rain is indeed very sexy and romantic.

    15 Dec 2005, 22:49

  3. Surely, surely, someone is winding you up.

    "CORRESPOND, WIDTHNESS, BIG, PASSIONIS MAKING HAPPY ME"

    Come on.

    15 Dec 2005, 22:49

  4. I'd call the cops.
    Maybe even RSPCA

    16 Dec 2005, 01:17

  5. Well, the evidence is piling up….

    16 Dec 2005, 10:38

  6. What evidence Karl, dnt say it like that!! As if, when he kidknaps me or something, at least there will be evidence on my computer – Good 'O!!!!

    16 Dec 2005, 11:53

  7. Eleanor O'Donnell

    Jodie! I have a reassuring thought: the Turkish guy must live in Turkey, and he cannot possibly come to or live in England because we have seen his demonstartions of his language skills: he sucks! So you probably won't be kidnapped :)

    Also, can you imagine him asking for directions? "YOU LEAD ME JODIE WARICKS love!!!!!' people would run away!!

    16 Dec 2005, 13:01

  8. This is true, ha ha that would be a nightmare!!

    16 Dec 2005, 14:12

  9. Thing is though, since he found your blog, he knows who you are. Im sure with the magic that is the internet, he could track you down. In fact track any of us down.

    Did you know there is quite a large Turkish community in Warwick town. No sh*t.

    17 Dec 2005, 08:54

  10. Stop scaring her, Karl!

    17 Dec 2005, 20:17

  11. Eleanor O'Donnell

    Whoever said this is like a horror film is right – So Much Drama!

    17 Dec 2005, 20:35

  12. Ha ha!! He emailed me today to ask if he wanted him to send me a Turkish–English dictionary, I was like NOOOO THANK YOU VERY MUCH

    17 Dec 2005, 22:34

  13. Good idea. If you let him, he'd know where you live. Just why….why?

    18 Dec 2005, 00:06

  14. What is WIDTHNESS?

    (besides, you know…)

    18 Dec 2005, 00:49

  15. I have absolutely No idea – apart from, you know…

    18 Dec 2005, 17:33

  16. I think it goes with Big when discussing his passion for you. Man…........

    18 Dec 2005, 22:32


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