My Brother drunkenly jumped out of his bedroom window!! Students – who'd have 'em!!
Unbelievable – got a phone call last night from my bro's friends saying he had got pissed and for some reason, jumped out of his window!! We phoned the hospital and he was a bit drowsy from the morphine but claims that his mates went out and thought he was out so locked the door from the outside. the only way out was through the window – does anyone else detect a hint of BULLSHIT!!??
He's now stuck in a hospital in Plymouth, perhaps for the duration of xmas with two shattered heels, gonna be in a wheelchair, and (hhe he) the funniest part is that he is in a non smoking hospital, I think that is paining him more than the feet!!