All entries for June 2009

Aromacupuncturetherapy. Pine needles.

Aromacupuncturetherapy. Pine needles!

Jodie Flavell : 30 Jun 2009 19:23 |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Wooden mobile phone.

I would like a wooden ipod, and a wooden mobile phone.
I would like a wooden toaster, I am tired of one of chrome.
I would like a wooden laptop, and a wooden DVD,
I would even like a plasma screen of tough mahogony.

I would like some wooden headphones, and a wood remote control,
A wooden fridge would suit me fine, I’d power it with coal.
I could hang some paper curtains and lay blankets made of card,
And if they gave me paper cuts, I’d burn them in my yard.

I’ll have credit cards of plywood, pay with debit cards of ash,
I’d like pennies cut from ebony, play chequers with my cash.
I’d carve my keys from silver birch, my locks hewn out of pine,
To protect all of these wooden things, that I’d like to be mine.

Inspired by the faux wood finish on the back of my black plastic MP3 player. Why? Phllips, you’re fooling no one!

JodX

PS- I want to access the internet on a typewriter,

Jodie Flavell : 21 Jun 2009 16:40 |  Comments (2) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

03/06/09 The goose drank wine… and the monkey went to heaven in a dress.

My Dad received post today, stamped with HALFPENNY denominations of stamps. How? My sister couldn’t find any comemorative HALFPENNY stamps on the postal service website? Bizarre!

03/06/09 the goose drank wine…. or rather 5 ducks as viewed from my upstairs window.

Jodie Flavell : 03 Jun 2009 21:10 |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem