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Carlsberg Special Brew
Brewed since 1950
This drink is my only comfort in this dark cold world… It made me feel better when I hadn't eaten for 2 days, and when the ferrets and squirrels teamed up to steal my sanity.
Even though I can't become pope now, due to my inherent fear of the woods, I still long for the day when Spesh is consecrated as a holy super lager.
In the cold, dark days before 1950, Holland was a dull place with lots of sexually frustrated young women. Now look at it! Good old Special Brew! It has transformed the country into a healthy, bouncing land of healthily sexually active people, making a sensible living with their god given talents.
Anyone daring to suggest that Tennants Super Strength as a superior beverage should quickly take themselves outside and chew on the nearest bicycle until the horrific metal/paint/dog dirt taste has made you realise what it is that Tennants really tastes like!
The only super lager with any chance of reaching the same quality is the legendary Amsterdam Maximator 12.6, and since this is only available from continental supermarkets, our only option is to go back to good old, trusty Spesh, with it's slightly banana-y tang and lovely fizzing sound.
What other beer could happily be sold in four packs? What else could bring such emotive shouting from passing motorists? What looks better discarded on a park bench??
Come on people! You know it's right!
DRINK SPECIAL BREW TODAY!