You see how picky I am about my shoes...

Lizzie is attracted to sparkly things, often incites accidents involving kitchen equipment, and has an irrational dislike of people who choose to write in Comic Sans and scenes in films set around dinner tables. She is most likely to be found glued to her laptop (after that horrific accident of which we do not speak involving blu-tac and a cup of chamomile tea).

She is trying to address her issues with obsessive use of the third person, but sadly little progress has been made in this area. She is also hoping to kick the habit of making geeky syntax jokes that nobody else finds funny, as this has been the cause of many failed friendships over the years, and may explain why she has established such a monogamous and tender relationship with her Renault Clio. They are very happy together, and are expecting some tyres this spring.

Lizzie is currently somewhere between Heswall and London, grieving the demise of her NUS card and trying to extract enough money from men with laminated business cards to buy food, in return for her photocopying services.

Please note, photocopying does actually mean, in fact, photocopying.