All 8 entries tagged Jack Martin Peeps, Her Royal Highness

March 04, 2005

My humble abode

Follow-up to Non–existant housing! from Her Royal Highness

Just to let all my adoring fans out there know that we found a house. It is in South Leam and it has 5 bedrooms The three girls (me, Laura and Lil Hiren) will be sharing the upper floor whilst the 2 boys (Big Hiren and Tobes) shall be occupying the lower level. We also have plans to redecorrate and Toby is going to knock through the wall and create a chimney so we can have a fire in winter. We are currently waiting for planning permission from our landlord for these adjustments but I'm sure when he sees my previous successes he will issue it immediately.

: 04 Mar 2005 12:50 | Tags: Jack Martin Peeps | Comments (1) | Close comments | Report a problem

February 16, 2005

Non–existant housing!

Follow-up to Hellish Housing from Her Royal Highness

Well you know how I said "why can't everyone jus wait till the end of term to do this?" Well…turns out…it's week 7 and we haven't looked since that God awful day when I wrote my first entry on housing. Now we are so chilled about it, which is great coz I feel very happy and destressed, but it also means I may be homeless next year. On the upside, I've realised that it is so possible to take up residence in the Learning Grid. I mean, it's open 24/7, it has comfy sofas, computers, and there's even a shower in University House. Take along a sleeping bag and bar of soap and Bob's ur Uncle!

February 09, 2005

An Ode To a Looser

Hey Alex,
Now this is a special entry for you so you feel able to comment on my blog. I don't really know what an ode is so I'm gonna write a poem

Although you didn't go to public school
Your hair looks like you did
And every time I see you
I wish that I had hid
Oh Alex you're such a looser
Whereas I'm such a cool boozer
Why do I associate with you
Who knows? Do you?

I know what you guys out there are thinking…and the answer is no, there really is no end to my talents!

: 09 Feb 2005 01:27 | Tags: Jack Martin Peeps | Comments (8) | Close comments | Report a problem

January 13, 2005

Hellish Housing

I've only been back at uni a week but it has been the most stressful and busy week so far. Apart from all the usual crap of essays and presentations a new nightmare was added…HOUSE HUNTING. I can't think of a worse and more depressing and stressful situation than deciding who to live with, and then where to live, and then trying to find a house. And there is some sort of mob mentality going on which is causing everyone to freak out and claim we're running out of time and we have to snap up the first dump we see, despite the fact it is in grannyville or there are syringes on the front lawn! Why can't everyone jus chill out, have more time to get to know each other and start doing this at the end of this term? If everyone waited and did this, it would be a lot easier and more bearable. So, I'd like to hear from anyone who has any tips on the whole situation or who has any tales of woe worse than my own. What I don't want to hear is "I went to Leamington and found a mansion in the centre of town with a swimming pool and sauna…" I'm depressed enough as it is!!!!

December 03, 2004

BEWARE...prowlers in the night

This is just a warning to all you unsuspecting people out there. If you are sleeping with ur doors open or just tend to leave them unlocked in general, DON'T. I returned to my bedroom tonight and nearly had cardiac arrest when a complete psycho grabbed my ankle from under my bed and made me spill my cup of tea! It was TOBY so if you come across him on campus, do not approach him. This man is dangerous.

: 03 Dec 2004 04:13 | Tags: Jack Martin Peeps | Comments (3) | Close comments | Report a problem

November 22, 2004

A Big Bday Bestowal

Not quite sure what bestowal means but i wanted onomatopoeia or alliteration or wateva that thing is. Anyways guys, thank you so much for the dog bones and 40 bottles of Stella. Am now well on my way to becoming an alcoholic with dog breath but clean teeth! Muchos appreciatos. And I hope you all had a good time at Nandos (how could you not with those beautiful chicken burgers and divine sangria – ahhhh)!! Must dash, now that I'm a Granny I need to get to bed before midnight. Oh, and jus to let you know, I'm now the founding member of the Grannies United. If you want to become a member just send me an email and then you can attempt the initiation ceremony.

Muchos lovus

Granny Roya (Ba, MSc, MBa, Phd, CIA, RSPCA)

: 22 Nov 2004 23:53 | Tags: Jack Martin Peeps | Comments (10) | Close comments | Report a problem

November 05, 2004

Crazy Quotes from Quirky Kids

Roya: So many wise words, I wouldn't know where to start! Among the wisest though are "moooooooo!" and the all time classic: "I feel like an erection!" and also "In conclusion, I feel unable to conclude..."

Little Hiren (and I do emphasise the little!): "Where's Dan?, is Dan's door open, is Dan coming out…?" "If I'm ever sick call an ambulance!" [insert an abnormally high pitched screech that could cause the poor unsuspecting person to undergo cardiac arrest!]

Miranda: "Can I have a hug?"

Siobhan: "Alrite treacle?" and "What the cheese?!"

Hiren: "BE like Dat"

Richard: "I apologise for earlier" "Sorry…I'm sorry…I didn't mean to offend you…sorry…" "Lets throw potatos out of the window!" "Why don't we test on the homeless?" (as opposed to animals)

Laura: "I hope you get cancer" (I bet your glad that's how you'll be remembered!!)

Marina: "I'm going to go and put lotion on my ass! (and then on Toby's!!)"

Toby: "Do you wanna see my scars?" "Back in the Nam…" "I'm going to conquer the world."

Ken: not sure I've ever heard him speak!

Laura (Kitchen 8): If I'm on a planet below Earth, and I fly up to Earth, why don't I land pointing downwards?" (It's time to stop the drugs babe)

Dan (Kitchen 8): I asked him if he's done the math due today. He replied, "No, I'm gonna do it over Christmas!" (Good luck to you, I'm sure your tutor will be happy to know that!)

: 05 Nov 2004 19:17 | Tags: Jack Martin Peeps | Comments (3) | Close comments | Report a problem