Warning: her pressure's dropping
I’m in the library. I came here to do reading for my seminar at five. But I just can’t summon the motivation. I want to sleep. Badly. I want to lie in bed and watch something fun, but I don’t have a TV and streaming is shit, and more to the point, I simply cannot be arsed to walk back home. I had no dinner last night, because I couldn’t be bothered to walk to Costcutters. So today I was starving, so I walked to the union and got a Liquid Lunch (that’s a smoothie for anyone who doesn’t know) coz I couldn’t be bothered to chew. Are you getting me? I couldn’t be bothered to chew. Then I went to visit my tutor but he wasn’t there. So I visited the undergrad office and then walked back home. I saw my cleaner and gave her an easter egg. Then found out my tutor was there all along. So I walked back to the Social Studies building to visit him again. This time he was there. Success. I feel dead inside. That is slightly dramatic. I’m finding it hard to adjust to having no pressure. Now all my deadlines are gone, I don’t know what to do. I have nothing to do. Boo. as in boo hoo. Not as in BOO! Anyway, moving on…
13 Mar 2008 15:37
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Doctor Poo
Dear Roya,
It sounds like ur havin a classic case of post submission depression; where ur body has become so used to exisiting in a bubble of stress that you’re now having trouble reintegrating into society. Remember the following
- it’s good to wash, people will like you more
- you do have to feed yourself to survive, so practice walkin to costies again
- at night things go quiet because oters are alseep, not becos ur finally in the zone. U shud be sleeping too
If all else fails a shock treatment of low quality daytime TV chat shows; such as Trisha or Jeremy Kyle might help. Noone should have so few daytime commitments that they can actually watch these shows, and you’ll finally realise you actually musn’t have any work to do.
Good luck Roya, thanks for ringing, and remember tell your friends, you were touched by Doctor Poo
x x x
13 Mar 2008, 23:52
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