All entries for Monday 20 June 2005
June 20, 2005
Seriously this is insane and one of the reasons why people should not do hardcore drugs.
It'll bodge up your brain, internal organs and most importantly your boobs! Cocaine is baaaaaaaaad!
Where the hell has the girl that automatically caused the "boooooob" reaction gone?
She used to be really hot (almost a Rachel Stevens, not quite, but I still would have).
But now she just looks like a coke whore, who whilst vomiting her meagre diet into a toilet caused a bottle of flash to fall on her bonce.
For goodness ever sake this girl is still 18!
Gah, it’s freakin’ vile, look at her arms let alone the thingy she’s hanging around with, good grief eat some food!
Could this possibly be a reaction to the medias obsession with the fact that she wasn't a skinny git? Or is it infact her attempt to join the spindle wars?
Shall and Chris what trend setters you are, unfortunately the originals you may be but the spindlest crown no longer is yours!
Although thinking about it a little more if we all got this thin Halloween Parties would be everso easy to dress up for. Although how many Skeletors or Mummys can you get away with at a party?
Also who needs a toothpick when you have a finger?
So the ultimate in job swap TV loveliness
Rik Stein and Ray Mears, I really don't see why no-one has thought about this before. But here is my suggestion to Endemol
Give Ray a coconut, some bamboo and let him whittle his way to a Michelin Star restuarant. Whilst Rik can be dropped off in the Amazon live with the native seeing if they can tell the difference between Tesco mushrooms with organic rainforest muchrooms.
To keep the public properly happy, there would be a BBCi sweepstake on the length of time it takes for either or both to die/ have a mental breakdown.