January 20, 2006

What is….......?

What is positive discrimination?

Obviously it is those flower loving lefties pressurizing companies to become politically correct. By allowing people who don't belong in the workplace a gateway to higher ranking and paid employment.

Positive discrimination is a very new and dangerous procedure to have whilst recruiting new staff.

I mean what ever was the matter with the old boy network, when you could get a job because you once played rugby with the directorís son. When knowing people in the company ranks gave you the heads up over skill or potential.

A time when all women who wanted to work were lesbians and racism was fine just as long as you didnít say anything when the cleaners were around.

This positive discrimination is hazardous indeed, if properly integrated into business itíll mean that women will move into bigger offices than some of the men in the company.

Then before you know it there will be bake sales in the foyer and tights on radiators. The companyís gains and losses with be synchronised with their periods, oh the utter havoc!

This will escalate into them having cars with bigger engines, and ultimately they will develop from the human shell that is a woman into the peak of evolvution – the white male.

However it would of course mean that I as a woman could waltz into a job as a high ranking fireperson, without any appropriate qualifications, training or abilities, just because I have ovaries Ė absolutely brilliant, fires are so pretty and the heat just does the cutest thing to my curls.


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  1. Holly Cruise

    Genius…

    20 Jan 2006, 14:30

  2. Shall

    I love you

    20 Jan 2006, 14:58

  3. What a terrible state of affairs the world is in. I told them that giving women the right to speak was the start of a slippery slope leading inevitably to the destruction of the world somehow.

    20 Jan 2006, 17:11

  4. Milly, your uinique blend of sarcasm, wit and intelligence brings a smile to my lips and a tear to my eye.

    Positive discrimination pisses me off so much.

    21 Jan 2006, 17:35

  5. Heather Crawley

    I've heard their periods attract bears

    22 Jan 2006, 16:05


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