Porn story part II
Follow-up to Porn Review from Ele's Elegant Easter Egg
As if our original Blockbuster experience wasn’t amusing enough…
Having rented the porno with my housemates (reviewed on a previous blog entry) and returned it the next day a good few weeks ago, I recently received a letter from Blockbuster informing me that my failure to return ‘Airport 69: Mile High Swingers’ had thus far earnt me £19 worth of fines, which were growing daily. Should I fail to return the video, wrote Mr Blockbuster, the case would be referred to debt collection agencies. This letter struck the fear of God upon my heart…
Off toddled Hanya and I to Blockbuster to question this letter, only to find the very same chap who served us originally (again, mentioned in previous blog entry) – Mark. He recognised us immediately (well, I suppose they don’t tend to get too many groups of students renting softcore porn). He looked at my account on the system which made no mention of an unreturned film and then apologised and put the letter down to ‘human error’.
With that sorted, we began to walk away only to realise how massive the queue was. Quick as a fox, I darted back to the counter and cheekily asked if, due to the considerable distress the said letter had caused, it would be possible to skip the queue once we’d selected our film. Of course, Mark, by this time a good pal, said that would be fine. Upon returning to him with our vid (Mean Girls in case you were wondering!) he let us have it for free!
MARK FROM TILE HILL’S BLOCKBUSTER – YOU ARE A LEGEND!!!
28 Nov 2004 18:27
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Ele…I WORK IN TILE HILL BLOCKBUSTERS with Mark!!! Im Siobhan if u wanna no that!! I was thoroughly amused by both ure blockbusters stories especially the bit about the letter, as sometimes certain wallies dont check in the DVDs and people get fined for them, however, £19 is a large fine!! The though of you getting a letter regarding Airport 69: Mile High Swingers is very amusing and Ill be passing your compliments on to Mark!!!! If you wanted to know…quite a lot of dirty old/young lookind men rent out Touch Me Tonight 3:lessons in love and also the Sex Bomb story trilogy, so just a tip for when you rent ure next movie!!! Also if i ask you if u want 2 bags of popcorn for £2 please take it…we have to fulfil our targets or we get the sack (well…not quite but you might feel sorry for me if I say that!)
01 Dec 2004, 05:16
£19 equates to it being 10 days late…how many times did u watch it??? hahahahahahahaha
01 Dec 2004, 05:17
Haha I can't believe it – I'm in LOVE with that geezer!! Tell Mark that we'll buy popcorn from him any day of the week!! lol. But seriously, we returned the damn thing the day after we rented it, it was rubbish!
Ah…Mark…my friend and I are fighting over who gets to marry him…
01 Dec 2004, 10:41
Hey Elle…Mark wants me to set up a fan club for him…not sure I have the time, but as you seen to BE IN LOVE WITH THAT GEEZER then maybe you do???!!!!
10 Jan 2005, 22:09
haha alas i shall have to decline your kind offer, I may only do sociology but I still have far too much work to do to be chairing fan clubs! Perhaps you should suggest to him that he himself sets it up, after all he will be the expert!
11 Jan 2005, 00:42
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