All 21 entries tagged Gordon Random
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October 02, 2005
….this appears to be a photo of a meditating cat!
… Austin Powers eat your heart out!
if you look close enough you will see that this in fact a very drunk crazy woman (possibly Spanish but nationality unclear) attempting to manouver her three wheeled milkfloat-type car in her drive!!!
September 30, 2005
where there is a distinct lack of any sophisticated words or any that end in "ed"
Now if I was an angst filled 15-year old who liked James Blunt I would write something like this
drum roll please, nervous cough
Poetry Emotion: Angst
Intoxicated with cruel malice
Pardon the rift that strikes through
And makes my mind speak fatigued & absent
woven together into a fragile wisp of sorrow
I embrace the dust of you
don't laugh, I mean every word of it
if you laugh I will cry and weep into my pillow, and beat my breast and tear my hair
And good old images to be found on the internet came up with this extraordinary whimsy under the search "Angst"
very, very scary.
September 25, 2005
to my lovely eim
(all the other readers – boik)
September 24, 2005
September 19, 2005
…off working in that glamourous job, I've a hot date with this guy
Jean-Paul S is calling tomorrow. Mine's milk, no sugar
September 15, 2005
no they're not, NO they ARE NOT
look out of the pissy window for piss sakes
then again, in my spare time I do like to ride horses
(sorry, another non-eim entry)
….well in a cruel twist of fate I find myself on a very very wet Thursday afternoon with no umbrella. Having lost it in a Sinead O'Connor whiskey induced haze on Saturday night, somewhere between a large house in Leam, Eim's car and my own front room.
(no I'm not Eim, she is currently at work having clawed, sweaty hands buy 'value goods' which apparently once involved someone paying with a used plaster. More updates from Eim later)
on another note, the smell of the contents of these
really makes me feel quite sick
another quick poll then – what makes you want to retch and hurl just from a mere sniff???
September 05, 2005
now we wouldn't want to suggest the kids next door were getting hungry, but…............
with heavy hearts and saddened faces we report the recent death of Mitch Ryder (and the Detroit Wheels) Carassius auratus
we would like to suggest a minute's silence across the blogging world on Wednesday 7th September at midday, for you all to have the opportunity to show your respect for this fine golden creature. Although he led a short life he brought vitality and happiness to all who watched and swam with him, he will be sadly missed in his home of the submarine-in-the-fish-tank-on-top-of-the-chest-of-drawers-in-eim's-room-in-canley.
Diana Ross and the Supremes and Martha Reeves and the Vandellas miss their fine swimming companion.
a funeral will take place soon
donations to be sent to The Shevonites Home for Retired Goldfish
flowers accepted but only yellow marigolds
he was loved like one of our own