All entries for November 2005

A club on the rise!

Anyone who was at Field Mill (home to Mansfield Town FC) on friday night will have witnessed a club on a glorious run of form. Bury FC's 3–0 victory there on Friday was achieved with a minimum of fuss (2 goals in the first 10minutes) and without even playing anywhere near our best football!

Now, tomorrow we face Scunthorpe away from home in an FA Cup first round replay. Despite being 33 places below scunthorpe in the football league, i will actually go out on a limb and say we will win that game. Nobody can stop us from scoring, and everybody loves the cup! )especially when you havent been in the third round since Jan 1998! 5 coaches full of Bury supporters are going (an unprecedented amount), which will bring our away support to about 500! that is massive for a club of Burys size on a tuesday nite at a place roughly 100 miles away! Other league teams should watch out for Bury. The entertainers will soon becoming to a town near you!

: 14 Nov 2005 16:23 |  Tags: Football |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Bury syndrome

Let me introduce bury syndrome – there is a distinct prominence of very attractive women going out with ugly, fat, dosser men! That is bury syndrome!

I am aware that choosing/having a partner should not be based on looks, but lets be honest its a major part of it! 95%! The initial attraction to someone is in the main physical! A glance at a lithe figure stood at the bar, a connection over a coffee counter, a cheeky smile with the delectable woman serving you a steak and kidney pie in the away end at Rushden and Diamonds football club.

I have seen instances of attractive women going out with total munters elsewhere, but the number of women that have consigned themselves to this fate is vast, above the national average, in Bury. I mean gorgeous women, with complete down and outs. Tracksuited up, fat, ugly losers! Its a real shame!

Why does this happen in Bury so much? Is it the same in Swansea, Nottingham, Birmingham, or is it merely a small town thing. Its very confusing, maybe its the air (or lack of it) in Bury. Anyway, i had to voice that…im off to find an ugly woman with whom i can canoodle!

: 09 Nov 2005 19:50 |  Tags: - Culture Of Sorts |  Comments (3) |  Close comments |  Report a problem