The Separation Agency
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This is brilliant. A man in Berlin has set up a “Separation Agency” in which, for a fee, he will inform your boyfriend, girlfriend, lover, husband, wife or goat that the relationship is over.
I like the Deluxe Package, in which a 6ft undertaker-type turns up at your door and says “Good day, my name is Bernd Dressler from the Separation Agency and I have been asked by your partner to inform you that he or she wishes to end your relationship.”