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Hullo, Michael Howard here.

As an opposition party leader in the midst of a generil election campaign, I am always on the lookout for outrage being perpetrated under a Labour governmint. And nothing has filled me with more outrage than the true story I am about to relate.

This shamefil tale concerns a young man whose freedim has been systematically trampiled upon by the politicilly-correct Blairite mafia who have a strangilhold on this fine country's education systim. This young man used his university 'weblog' to exercise his freedim of speech by criticising people he finds too bland and conservitive [sorry, you're sure we're in favour of this?]. After the bitter war of words which ensued, his views were deemed too contriversial for the university and his 'weblog' was takin down by the nannying authorities.

Our country has a proud tradition of freedim of speech. Some of our ancestors died in the war in the name of freedim; some of our ancestors even migrated from Romania in the name of freedim. And now the Labour governmint is sanctioning educational institutions to brazenly undermine that very freedim by taking down these so-called weblogs when they merely rattil a few cages. I ask you, since when has it been wrong to discriminate against people on the basis of their colour?

It's not racist to be nasty to beige people.

Are you thinking what we're thinking? Vote Conservitive.

Editor's note: But seriously kids, vote Labour - unless the Lib Dems stand a chance of winning where you are, in which case vote Lib Dem.

Daniel Wilson Craw : 14 Apr 2005 00:49 |  Tags: Politics |  Comments (0) |  Trackbacks (1) |  Report a problem