Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done!
Homer: You say that so much, it's lost all meaning.
And with that I introduce another new, half-baked category, which will no doubt shortly die a quiet and not unwelcome death: Cliché Watch.
I'll get the ball rolling with this fairly topical one, seeing as the Paedo- sorry – Prince of Pop's trial started last week:
"You can say what you like about Jacko, but he's a fantastic dancer."
So, am I alone here or what? Maybe it's just cos I've heard it said a lot, often, oddly, by middle-aged, working class men; is it merely a sufficiently random coincidence to merit a mention on these hallowed pages, or can I accord the line full Cliché status?