All entries for Friday 03 November 2006
November 03, 2006
This is a wheel for your car. It’s made of two-inch thick polycarbonate, and doesn’t require spokes. They’ll cost you $2,000 each, and surely make you look like a pimp. Pointless but cool. Who needs spokes anyway?
Are the BBC in the business of journalism or magic?
I only ask because they seem to be pulling ‘news’ stories out of thin air, and I’d love to know how it’s done.
I’m referring to this story which may have been edited by the time you come to read it, but at the moment is an unattributed piece (other than to Nick Robinson) that says Gordon Brown won’t face a serious challenger in his bid to be Prime Minister.
There seem to have been a spate of stories recently which include the words:
“The BBC has learned…”
There will then follow some information which often has no source attached to it, leading us to speculate that the article could have read:
“A BBC’s journalist’s uncle, who knows a man who knows a guy, says…”
Didn’t the Hutton affair teach the BBC to always have two sources for every story? Shouldn’t they attribute their sources as well? Otherwise we seem to be in the dark about which patch of sky the news is falling from.
What do you get if you put Doctors on in Primetime?
Answer: The State Within, the new serial drama on BBC One.
Now you might think I’ve gone barking mad, as the show had nothing to do with doctors and was indeed about a transatlantic conspiracy.
But what I mean is what happens when you put the daytime TV soap Doctors on in Primetime?
Because despite my high hopes for this show, it had more in common with a cheap British soap opera than the glossy American drama it aspired to be.
Principally, the direction was abysmal. Camera angles were predictable, static and so blindingly poor that you noticed them. That’s not supposed to happen. There were virtually no tracking shots, and as a viewer I felt like my eye-lids had been stuck together with glue because it was all so uninteresting to watch.
The script was unbelievable. A U.S. air marshal apparently goes up and down the plane telling people to turn off their laptops. Wrong. The governor of Virginia rounds up Muslims. Wrong. Two men start kissing despite showing no interest in each other beforehand. Wrong.
The editing was shite. There was one scene change that was so badly done you didn’t realise they’d moved to a different room! One minute the U.S. Secretary of Defense is giving a press conference, the next she’s addressing one man. What?!
Some of the actors, such as Jason Isaacs, did their best with the appalling material they were given.
But essentially this show was hackneyed tripe. If only they’d bothered to watch a few episodes of CSI, Prison Break or 24 they’d have realised how it’s done. Instead they seem to have tried to create an Americanised drama without actually checking it out first.