August 25, 2005

We are the funniest people ever

That's right. It's official.

[Please note: spending inordinate amounts of time with The Ballard may induce wearing of suspect shirts.]

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  1. Cathy

    ....Dear Ndugu, enclosed is a picture of your new parents.....

    25 Aug 2005, 14:25

  2. Carter

    Haha, classic!

    25 Aug 2005, 14:28

  3. Or is it just the only shirt not worn through from over-wearing of the same three tops day in day out :P

    04 Sep 2005, 12:19

  4. Gordon R

    Dear Cathy, Eim and I have already picked names for our children. for the boy "Tartrazine" and for the girl it will be "Leatherface".

    and Carts, eim was thrilled with her new tshirt it's just that her grief is too overwhelming for it to show. (i tried not to laugh – oops!)

    05 Sep 2005, 15:29

  5. Carter

    The worst part is, she's really not kidding. This is exactly the kind of retarded stunt that Ballard & The French One would pull in the name of oh-so-whimsical irony, thus inadvertantly scarring their offspring for life. Other acts of cruelty include drawing daft 1920s movie villain moustaches on them with an eyebrow pencil, and making them listen to 'The Girl From Ipanema' while the gruesome twosome act out their warped boss nova-scored sex ritual before their young one's questioning wide eyes.

    06 Sep 2005, 12:19

  6. Gordon R

    Yup! along with dressing them in black and white stripes, hanging onions round their necks and beating them with crossiants until they're all chanting "WE'RE FROM FRANCE, WE'RE FROM FRANCE".

    oh – and Carter is writing the above from his own wide eyed experience. He loves it when we draw villain moustaches on him.

    06 Sep 2005, 14:40

  7. Joselito

    You look like a cunt

    07 Sep 2005, 16:53

  8. Gordon R

    mate, I see him first thing in the morning….............

    08 Sep 2005, 14:04

  9. dr hewbert farnsworth

    you two are the uglyest most disterbing gay couple I have ever seen and will haunt my thoughts till the day I die

    07 Nov 2005, 16:05

  10. Carter

    Thanks. Or should that be "Thonks"?!

    08 Nov 2005, 02:10

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