I just discovered POSSIBLY THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN…
…and now you too (yes, that's you, motherhubbard!) can take part by CLICKING RIGHT HERE.
According to this marvellous piece of hi-tech gadgetry (presumably constructed from a twinkie wrapper, a blow-torch and a few elastic bands), the member of The A-Team I am most like is the smart-mouthed quipmeister, part-time Aquamaniac and full-time on-the-jazz renegade wiley-cat this is Lt. Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith. Well pass the cigar, pal – I fucking LOVE IT when a plan comes together.