We have a winner
Ladies and Gentlemen…we have a winner
As you are all aware…Johnny Boy finally bit the bullet last night at around five to nine…after hanging on in there since Thursday…he was finally finished off by 'Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway'...which I can reliably say is "bollocks" (source from the Vatican)
But i can announce the winner of the Bashmore Pope Sweepstake is Mr Dan Lawrence
…come on down you have won the following…..
A lovely hamper of food
A lovely bottle of Blue Nun:
(Modelled by my lovely assistant Sister Edwina)
A spin in the Pope Mobile:
And the prize only death could buy…Pope for a month…yes get a headstart on all the other wannabe Pope's taking control of one of the biggest religions on this Earth
So a big congratulations to Mr Lawrence…
And I'm also awarding a special commiseration prize to Mr Jack Howson…who did say April 1st…but i forgot…he wins a weekend camping trip…with the ever popular "Nuns With Guns"...a hunting holiday in an animal reserve of your choice
So thankyou to everyone who took part in this landmark occasion, and Dan you must let us know how you got on after your month.
But the fun doesn't end there…oh no
Think you could do a good job as pope?
Think it's pointless electing some 70 year old that'll just and go and die on us in a couple of years?
Well why not run for Pope yourself!
That's right, using the historical method of choosing a Pope, I'm throwing it open to all the Student's of Warwickshire…The process is age old, and the scripture is as follows…
"Innus Thirtius Wordus Or Lessus..Tellus Whyus You Shouldus Be Chosenus As Pope-us"
So get thinking folks…and til next time…
check yourself Don't Wreck yourself