All entries for Tuesday 26 April 2005

Extreme Ironing

Ok…right…so dude, yeah this is way extreme…like so gnarly…it's
Extreme Ironing
And It's so easy to participate in…all you need is the following

• Iron


• Shirt/or any top for that matter


• And to be in a slightly beveraged state

…
You see, Ironing is so boring and time consuming…and I was in a rush to get to Top B last night…yet i wanted to wear this shirt…which was ever so slightly creased…and I can't be doing with creased…so i thought to save time,
"I'll just stick the shirt on and iron it"
What a foolish idea that was…Burning hot iron and me trying to iron a shirt im wearing while dunk…yes I did nearly iron my nipple off trying to iron…but like theft and underage drinking…It was fun!
So next time you're ironing and in a rush… "Try It Yourself" as Neil Buchanan says, and iron whilst wearing the shirt…even better, be drunk while doing it…
Extreme Ironing…THE new sport!

Love, you need to Try EXTREME IRONING

Check Yourself, Don't Wreck Yourself Folks

: 26 Apr 2005 11:59 |  Comments (3) |  Close comments |  Report a problem