All entries for Friday 17 June 2005

Rant

Highflying Enterprises Ltd.,
1, Reject st.
Loserville
UR0 2ME

Dear Sir/ Madam,

Re. Pretended rejection of my application

Thank you for your recent letter claiming to reject my application for a vacation placement/ training contract/ internship with your firm.
Unfortunately I have received a high number of such rejections per number of applications dispatched and it is for this reason that, after careful consideration, I regret to inform you that your rejection has not been accepted on this occasion.

I nonetheless thank you for your interest in brushing the unslightly bacterium that is me off your pristine corporate silverware and wish you, wholeheartedly, the best of success with future rejections.

Yours sarcastically,

A Nieora

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