6 O'clock holiday EXCLUSIVE!

As coverage continues of yesterday's "terror plot" and the disruption its caused to passengers in all UK airports, the BBC's 6 O'clock news was on hand to bring this disruption to our screens.

Intrepid Scotland reporter Lorna Gordon went a step further from the repetitive airport terminal vox pops and got herself and a camera on an easyjet flight to…Barcelona.

She tried to dress it up as news, earnestly insisting "just an hour into the flight and without books or toys, the children on this plane are getting really bored."

Kids? Bored? On a plane? Dear God! Just look what those terrorist monsters are doing to our country!!

We're not convinced though. Let's work out the story justification ratio (SJR):

Because it was an important angle on a major news story: 3%

Because she wanted a free weekend in Barcelona: 97%

Got to hand it to the old girl though.

: 11 Aug 2006 18:22 |  Tags: Broadcast Journalism News |  Comments (4) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Hypocrisy abound!

I'm going to wade briefly into the issue of the Middle East conflict, but because its so contested I'm going to keep it short.

As the conflict enters its third week, an Israeli foreign office spokesperson appeared on the BBC's World Today programme a few minutes ago. He was asked when a ceasefire would happen and he replied that Israel want a ceasefire that lasts – in other words, he said, when Hizbollah are forced to abide by the UN resolution which demands their disarmament.

I'm amazed that so far this line of argument by Israel and the U.S. hasn't been challenged for it's glaring hypocrisy. Israel is demanding by violent force that Hizbollah abide by a U.N. resolution….between 1955 and 1992, Israel ignored no less than 63 U.N. resolutions, including:

• Resolution 250: " . . . 'calls' on Israel to refrain from holding military parade in Jerusalem".


• Resolution 251: " . . . 'deeply deplores' Israeli military parade in Jerusalem in defiance of Resolution 250".


• Resolution 285: " . . . 'demands' immediate Israeli withdrawal form Lebanon".


• Resolution 317: " . . . 'deplores' Israel's refusal to release Arabs abducted in Lebanon".


• Resolution 471: " . . . 'expresses deep concern' at Israel's failure to abide
  by the Fourth Geneva Convention".


• Resolution 487: " . . . 'strongly condemns' Israel for its attack on Iraq's nuclear facility"


• Resolution 607: " . . . 'calls' on Israel not to deport Palestinians and strongly requests it to abide by the Fourth Geneva Convention.

….and this is all before 1992. I count a further 20 between 1993-95

[Click here to see the full list]

Time and again, Israel has flouted U.N. rules since 1955 and over half a century later, it seems they are still at it, continuing aerial bombardments in south Lebanon despite promises of a 48 hour ceasefire.

That plus Condi's disgusting speech expressing her "shock" and "sadness" at the destruction at Qana, most likely caused by US bombs; it really is hypocrisy abound in the Middle East.

: 01 Aug 2006 08:46 |  Tags: Condi Rice Israel Lebanon Middle East News Politics United Nations |  Comments (4) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

I really hate to be fattist…

…but sometimes it's just too easy.

BBC News: American's 'too fat' for X-rays

: 28 Jul 2006 10:18 |  Comments (2) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Less valuable lives?

Writing about web page http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/theeditors/2006/07/the_statistics_of_war.html

This week, the Editor of the BBC Ten O'Clock News made an interesting point about deaths, body counts and statistics. He pointed out that on average 30 – 40 people are dying every day in Israel and Lebanon. Time devoted on the average news bulletin: 10–15 minutes. Meanwhile in Iraq 100 die daily. Time devoted: 3–5 minutes (provided its something more substantial than your average car bombing). And in the war in the Congo, 1,200 people die every day. Yes, there's a war in the Congo.

What's important?

To their credit, the Ten ran a piece on the conflict on Monday night, but the programme's editor Craig Oliver felt it neccessary to justify his running order:

…our judgement is that Middle East (sic) is currently the biggest story in the world – by a wide margin – and it has the greatest implications for us all.

The Congo conflict is "desperately" important he says but it's being going on for decades. Does that make it any less important?

Yesterday, Holly argued that the Lebanese are getting more media "sympathy" because more people are dying in Lebanon than in Israel and so appear more readily as the victims. Surely then, by this rule, the Congolese should get more attention, as their daily death toll is 30x greater? Of course this isn't the case – the death toll is but one facet in any conflict.

So why is the Middle East conflict more important? Well as most people point out, the Middle East has oil and Israel has nukes. And of course our glorious western governments have their grubby fingers in many a pie in the region so we all follow the Bush/Blair party with interest – it's a British angle on an international conflict.

I fully appreciate this, but I'm sorry, I can't ignore some of the world's more severe conflicts on the African conflict as not as important. Even putting Congo aside, there's a potentially devastating war about to erupt on the Horn of Africa as Somali Islamists steadily take over more of the lawless country with Ethiopia and Eritrea sharpening their bayonets ready to fight over the spoils. And this weekend, hugely significant elections are taking place in the enormous D.R. Congo, which have been marred by scores of deaths. And the Democratic Republic has its own fair share of oil and diamonds.

Will these events get a dozen correspondents plus their entourage of satellite trucks? No.

Media racism?

One person responded to Craig Oliver by accusing the media of being institutionally racist:

The main reason wars in Africa get barely a mention in the mainstream media is obvious: The media is owned, controlled, and bought by white people…White people don't care about starving blacks killing each other.

Unfortunately, I believe this is a sad truth. Do editors in London give a toss about Africans killing each other? And even more sad, do audiences in Britain give a toss?

The complexity of it all

Craig Oliver's second justification for the importance of the Middle East over African conflicts went simply:

The sheer complexity of the situation requires space to help provide context and analysis.

The Middle East conflict is complex. But so is the Congolese conflict. And the Somali one. Even more so, and I'd wager a bet and say while the average joe on the street could profer a vague explanation of the Israel/Lebanon crisis, they'd be flicking through an atlas trying to find out where the hell the Congo is.

Context and analysis are vital – in all serious conflicts. But the mainstream media has conclusively failed in "context". The BBC et al have had 6 years to explain and analyse the rise of Hizbullah. Similarly, they've had decades to explain and contextualise why Israel and Palestine don't get on. They had two years to explain and contextualise the genocide in Darfur.

But they didn't.

Instead the mainstream media waits for a situation to explode in a television friendly way before they cover it, and thus find themselves talking to an audience who they haven't prepared.

It was decent of the Ten O'clock News to try and justify their editorial decisions, but Craig Oliver's explanation doesn't even begin to accept nor address the deeper more worrying trends within the international news media, contextual, racist or otherwise.

: 28 Jul 2006 10:13 |  Tags: Africa Broadcast Journalism Israel Lebanon News Politics |  Comments (11) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

The football code

There's an email doing the rounds in Lebanon at the moment, pointing out a spooky coincidence.

• In 1982, Italy won the world cup and Israel invaded Lebanon.
• In 2006, Italy won the world cup and Israel invaded Lebanon.

So the message to the Lebanese is: if Italy win the World Cup again, get the fuck out of there!

Nice to see they can still laugh about something.

: 27 Jul 2006 22:59 |  Tags: News Politics |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Labour's staunchest ally

Writing about web page http://www.thankyoutony.com

He's besieged by the media over the cash–for–peerages row. His Deputy is accused of breaking the ministerial code. He's hated for sending troops to Iraq and Afghanistan. He's taken the wrap for cocking up the Home Office, and more than ever appears as Bush's poodle panting at the president's side. In fact, right now he'd get more votes on Pop Idol than in a general election.

But that's OK - the Americans love him

Dear Lord. Meanwhile in America.

: 22 Jul 2006 13:13 |  Tags: Me Trying To Be Funny Politics Stupid People |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Football vs.

Follow-up to Have they got it the right way round? from Adam Meets World

The response to my earlier post on the ordering of last weekend's television bulletins (which put David Beckham's resignation as England Captain above the death of two soldiers in Afghanistan) was decidedly pro-broadcaster.

Yet as I expected, nearly two hundred complaints hit the BBC a week ago, prompting responses on both Newswatch, the BBC's post-Hutton Points of View programme, and on the latest addition to editorial transparency, the Editors' Blog.

The daytime editor of BBC News dismissed criticism saying the Beckham story was a "national issue". Yet the criticism was harsh: "disgusting" "sheer tabloidism" and "shame on the people who made these choices" were just some of the comments read out on Newswatch. Martin Bell even chimed in with similar sentiments.

The BBC remained resilient, but you'd think other news outlets were watching and taking note wouldn't you? Clearly not. The top story on today's Channel 4 News at Noon? Zidane's player of the tournament award of course.

: 10 Jul 2006 13:58 |  Tags: Broadcast Journalism News |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

I guess it gets boring in space…

Can't blame them really….

: 03 Jul 2006 16:26 |  Tags: Me Trying To Be Funny |  Comments (1) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Have they got it the right way round?

Yesterday England were knocked out of the World Cup, with a 3-1 loss to Portugal on penalties. It was the end of a long campaign that many people really thought we could win; thousands of fans, not to mention the players, left Germany in defeat with tears streaming down their faces.

And, two British soldiers died in Afghanistan, taking the total to five within the past three weeks.

The two men were with the 3rd Para Battlegroup. Four others were injured in the attack in the Helman Province in the south of the country.

Two undoubtedly big stories for today's broadcasters. What do you think they led their bulletins with?

Now I'm not one for being pernickity, but does it seem right for both the BBC and Sky News to give the resignation of David Beckham as England captain greater editorial importance than the death of two serviceman in what is becoming a more violent and dangerous mission in Afghanistan? I can't imagine the families of the two soldiers taking that decision well.

There are other factors to consider of course.

The World Cup is over for England and so it's the broadcasters last chance to make lengthy air time out of it. The events on the pitch certainly held the nation for over two hours yesterday and the media should reflect that too. Also, for television, the pictures of events in Afghanistan were sparse, in fact a map of the country was all we were treated to on BBC News 24. Compare this with emotive images of a teary Beckham trying to read his handwriting. The war in Afghanistan, much like Iraq, has become one of those chronic events dragging on without conclusion; it seems the public has lost its taste for war coverage.

Perhaps I am being to Points of Viewish. Middle aged men with balding hair wearing shorts with socks up to their knees will undoubtedly write into Raymond Snoddy and complain; and equally a BBC editor will stand up and say "we felt it was the right decision under the circumstances" and perhaps they're right. But I can't help but feel that we only lost a football match yesterday, and when two soldiers who would rather have been watching the game lost their lives, the media should step back for a second and consider what's really important.

: 02 Jul 2006 22:58 |  Tags: Broadcast Journalism News |  Comments (5) |  Close comments |  Trackbacks (1) |  Report a problem

A Political Question

Does David Cameron look like a lesbian?

: 30 Jun 2006 13:40 |  Tags: Me Trying To Be Funny Politics |  Comments (7) |  Close comments |  Report a problem