September 24, 2007

LOST IN PRISON (an article for the greeks)

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Telika i tainia pou etoimazei o Pampakaliaros einai polu psagmeni. Legetai LOST IN PRISON k einai gia ena aeroplano pou epese se mia upogeia filaki. Oi 9 tyxeroi pou epezisan exoun kapoia simadia ek genetis pou an ta enwseis sximatizetai o xartis tis fulakis enw prepei na apodrasoun se 24 wres. Tha ta kataferoun?

Epese mia prosklisi sta xeria mou k vre8ika prin ligo kairo sta vraveia tou MAD. Gia kali mou tyxi piga nwris nwris k katafera na vrw 8esi dipla ston Athens' Gois: Xristoforo Pampakaliaro. Itan ena stoixima pou eixa valei me ton eafto mou afou oi agapimenoi mou skino8etes/senariografoi einai 3: Kubrick, Hitchcock, Xristoforos.  Tou 2 prwtous de tous prolava dustuxws, o  3os omws itan ekei k mou milise gia ola...


O gnwstos senariografos - skino8etis - psari (gorgonoeides) me mia akoma prwtotypi idea einai etoimos na parei to aima tou pisw gia tin apotyximeni perasmeni xronia k na anaktisei ta inia apo tous sunadelfous tou. Idi kakentrexeis sunadelfoi senariografoi k dimosiografoi arxisan na katakrinoun to afoplistiko afto senario k na psaxnoun na vroun omoiotites me amerikanikes seires. Alloi to sugkrinoun me to "24", alloi me to "Lost" k alloi me to "Prison Break" enw kapoioi pou einai mesa sta pragmata lene pws exei polles omoiotites k me ti Loufa k Paralagi.

Analutika to senario tis seiras exei na kanei me ena aeroplano pou 3ekinise apo tin A8hna me proorismo tin Nea Yorki exontas mesa 300 hippides pou enantia se ka8e nomo meteferan laspi k touvla sto ground zero wste na xtisoun tous didumous purgous 3ana ap tin arxi. O pilotos tou aeroplanou (Gkletsos) dexetai epi8esi apo Alvanous tromokrates (Sommer, Mastrokosta) pou prosvli8ikan epeidi de tous kalesan gia afti ti megali oikodomi. Epiti8entai loipon ston Gkletso, k pairnoun ekeinoi to timoni gia na to odigisoun ekei, 8etontas eaftous arxigous tis ekstrateias. Gia kaki tyxi olwn oswn epivainoun sto aeroplano omws, oi Alvanoi tromokrates den exoun idea apo boeing 737 afou exoun sini8isei me ta papakia k ante me to fiataki tous pou einai mono freno, gkazi, mousiki... Apotelesma aftou einai to aeroplano na xasei to proorismo tou k ligo prin ftasei ekei na sugkroustei me to elikoptero tis Nikolouli (Nikolouli) i opoia espefse gia enaeria sinentef3i k gia na parei rolo detective molis akouse ti le3i LOST. Meta apo dunati ekri3i  to aeroplano 8a pesei kataligontas se kapoies ypogeies fulakes pou diatirei i kuvernisi kryfa stin perioxi tou Ellinikou (gi afto de dinoun to xwro pou8ena allou). Ekei vrisketai kleismenos o Che Guevarra (Papakaliatis) me ton Kurt Cobain (Totsikas) k ton Jim Morisson (Korgialas). (apo tous dialogous afinetai na ennoi8ei oti 8a akolou8isei k o Alavanos). Oi treis aftoi polu epikundinoi kratoumenoi metaferontai ka8e xrono se alli fulaki k afti ti fora vre8ikan stin xwra mas. Kati pou einai koino mustiko vevaia stous kuklous twn plousiwn oi opoioi k plirwnoun oso-oso gia na tous doun sta klouvia - kelia tous k na xlevasoun tis romantikes apopseis tous. Me 47,000 euro epitrepetai k to mastigwma. Pisw apo afti tin kapitalistiki afti epixeirisi vrisketai enas an8rwpos me polla proswpa pou alloi ton 3eroun ws Courtney Love, alloi ws Bin Laden k alloi ws Kokkali. Pantws prokeitai gia to idio proswpo. O romantikos k antidrastikos omws Pampakaliaros  molis ema8e to gegonos, afou vasizetai se ali8ina gegonota, espefse na to dimosiopoiisei me proswpiko risko. Allwste apexei pleon mia katara k mia sulavi apo ton apoluto mpakaliaro.

Stin prospa8eia tous loipon oi romantikoi hippies na  3anaxtisoun tous didumous purgous, oi 9 epizontes e3 aftwn kataligoun mpros stous treis kratoumenous pou latrepsan stin efiveia tous k pistepsan pws einai nekroi.

Oi 9 apo tous 300 epivates tou aeroplanou pou katafernoun na epizisoun einai oi e3hs xaraktires. Enas gay (Psinakis), enas straight pou 8a ginei bi (Chuck Norris) meta apo viasmo tou Psinaki, 2 lesvies (Matsouka, Mastrokwsta) pou 8a mas dwsoun ena 5lepto video clip me soft porn, 1 tyflos asexual (Servetalis), 1 koufos straight (Servetalis), 1 kalogria pou 8a amartisei gia ta matia tou Che (Bellucci),  o Leonidas (Themos) k o Efialtis (Mouratidis). Etsi o Pampakaliaros oxi mono 8a parameinei pistos sta parapligika k homo friendly senaria tou alla afti ti fora 8a kanei k spoudaious sundiasmous afinontas mas pali afwnous.

Oi hippies vriskontai stis fulakes monoi tous me tous kratoumenous. O logos einai, opws e3igoun oi kratoumenoi oti einai i teleftaia tous mera stin ellada k perimenoun se 24 wres na ftasei o arxigos tis epixeirisis k na tous metaferei se alli xwra.
Oi prwtagwnistes loipon exoun 24 wres sti dia8esi tous gia na swsoun eaftous k kratoumenous. Ena gemato eikositetrawro pou “me diairesi 1/100 tin opoia pragmatopoiise monos tou o Pampakaliaros to xwrese se 2 wres k 40 lepta”, mou eipe aftole3i. Ena senario, loipon, pou magnitizei ta pli8i k gemizei agwnia 8eates ka8e ta3is k ilikias. Ena eikositetrawro pou 3etyligontai diafores proswpikes istories twn prwtagwnistwn. An 8a kataferoun na apodrasoun k posoi apo aftous 8a to ma8ete sto telos tis tainias. Egw de sas lew.

Oson afora kapoies sugkriseis pou ginontai me 3ena serials pou kapoioi pi8anolougoun oti epireasan ton diasimo kallitexni, as arxisoume apo ta amerikanika serials pou katektisan olon ton planiti. To lost, ok exei k afto suntrivi aeroplanou me ligous epizontes alla den exei kammia sxesi me fulakes ara krinetai astoxi i pi8anotita opoias omoiotitas. To prison break pali mporei na anaferetai se apodrasi apo ti fulaki k o prwtagwnistis na ferei tattoo me ton xarti tis fulakis alla den exei kammia, i'toulaxiston oxi amesi, sxesi me aeroplano, oute me ek genetis simadia ara einai polu makria k i pi8anotita na exei epireastei o diasimos mas apo kei. To "24" mporei na lunei tin upo8esi se 24 wres omws exei na kanei amerikanikes upo8eseis, CTU, CIA, FBI. Oute kan diladi!

Stenos oikogeneiakos kuklos tou Pampakaliarou anefere meta3y allwn oti o Xristoforos den exei kammia epafi me tetoiou eidous seires k sinexizei na vlepei mono Friends...



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  1. Natalie Delli

    Eksypno arthro, petyximeni epilogi xaraktirwn kai rolwn…

    10 Oct 2007, 01:45

  2. Harry

    Bravo!!! Kerdises to megalo xryso ftiari!!! Elpizo kapote kai esu na mporeseis na parakolouthiseis americanikes seires kai na grapseis polla, prototupa kai panta efantasta senaria!!!! Happy now?

    10 Oct 2007, 10:40

  3. artemis

    Ola ta lefta! Gamato!!!!

    11 Oct 2007, 15:15

  4. Overman

    Malaka achillea, den exeis elliniko layout sto pliktrologio? Xrisimopoihse to!!!!!!!

    09 Nov 2007, 16:43


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